I'd been chatting to my big bro, Cyril about how to win over Zippy, but he was out of ideas, thanks bro for nothing. Benji dog didn't have any ideas either, in fact the only thing he does is shout at me if I go into the feed store, it's not like I'm stealing his food!
So I got chatting to some birds and bees and they came up with a great strategy. So after some discussions we decided the best way to win Zippy over was to behave like a stallion. Mum arrived at the field to hear Zippy squealing, while I was jumping all over her. It's hard work so after a while I had to have a rest but it had worked Zippy was making loving chewing faces at me. Phew!
We are now best mates, especially as Cyril keeps disappearing off on his own adventures and leaves us behind. Mum says Zippy has come into season now because she likes me so much, so we will be expecting our first baby soon, then we can have a little me, well that's what the birds and the bees says.
I also let her share my food, I find that really helps get brownie points with her too. Mind you I don't get that much, just a handful of nuts and vitamins. It's not fair because Cyril gets LOADS. Zippy doesn't get much either but I'm not allowed to eat her food because she has her old horse medicine in it.
So the three of us are a real gang now. Cyril is still 'God', because he is very clever and gets to do lots of fun things. I'm hoping Mum will take me out with him soon, so I can do some show jumping with him. Please Mum, you know I can jump.....
Brilliant, I wonder if The Stallion wants to try some of your ideas on the human.How could she not be charmed by you. I bet she is impressed with your jumping skills even if she doesn't say so.
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